September 22, 2007
Argh! You lilly livered, foul smellin, double dipping, grog hoggin, lowlifes! ARGH!
Yous lets us miss national talks like a pirate day! Whats were yous doin? Sleepin all days long? ARGH!
For that, ye walk the plank…buts wait, then whos will be swabbin the decks and defragmentin me computer?
Wait James! Argh! Yous can stay!
But wait! Whos will cooks me meals? Marty! Wait! Yous can stay. Argh!
But wait! If we gets into a fight we will need a cannonball. Murray! Yous can stay to!
Argh! But next year if we miss it, I am making you all walk the plank! For real! Argh!
Marty! Argh! Make me a sandwich!
James! Swab the Deck!Argh!
And Murray, uh…you cans….uh…..chew some gum or something! Argh!
September 2, 2007
ARGH! I BE MAD MARTY! AYE! I BE ONE OF THE PIRATESCUMM TEAM! SHIVER ME TIMBERS! MY HOBBIES INCLUDE: Doing laundry, piratin, treasure huntin, makeing James swab the deck, and insult sword fightin! JUMPIN MONKEYS!
September 1, 2007

I have hacked into the database. Phase 12-blue is complete. The jellybeans are in the fat boy’s hand! I repeat “the jellybeans are in the fat boy’s hand!” goto level 12 dusting procedures! All must be in the house before the chicken lays the omelet!
Oh, and I baked cookies if anyone wants one!

BOOOOOOOOO!
MWHUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUA! I AM MURRAY, the demonic talking skull!
I am a member of the Pirate Scumm team and their mission……OF EVIL!
ALL WILL BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT DEMONIC SKULL KNOWN AS MURRAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My hobbies include: Terrorizing the south seas, torturing the living, raising undead armies, making James swab the deck, and creating fear and havoc in general.

I am James. Programmer/Hitman for this project. I provide the rest of the crew with technology beyond their wildest imaginations. I also am forced to swab the deck occasionally.
My hobbies include piracy, hacking, inventing new wepons, dancing, games, and helping the rest of the Scumm crew with our mission.
Arg! I be Captain Smirk, most fearsome pirate in the seven seas! I also a’re a member of the Pirate Scumm team, a fearsome group of swash-buckling pirates, (and a hacker) and we’s be havin a secret mission to carry out! It be top secret! Arg! This be the offical site for our mission! Arg!
Arg! And be sure not to be gettin me confused with that other Captain Smirk. Arg! The one from that video game, funky island I thinks it was called. Arg!
My hobbies include Piracy , Piracy, and making James swab the deck